PUP 25: Console Flop

As promised we have a console wars segment, what we didn't promise is if it would be civilized. (Originally posted on 1-31-11)

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http://ia700606.us.archive.org/31/items/Pup25ConsoleFlop/25.mp3

Prankcast 3: It's just a doll!

Episode 3 of our prank call series featuring some calls from our guest this week on the podcast Nathan Barnatt. Remember..It's just a doll! (Originally posted on 1-24-11)

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http://ia700609.us.archive.org/2/items/Prankcast3ItsJustADoll/Prankcast3.mp3

PUP 24: Romantic Questions

We go into some gaming and technology news with an interview with Nathan Barnatt in between. Console wars next week I promise! (Originally posted on 1-24-11)

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http://ia700602.us.archive.org/29/items/Pup24RomanticQuestions/24.mp3

Lol Craigslist (Athens, Georgia)

Sir..are you registered as anything? Like maybe a sex offender? I just find it weird you're picking up chicks in the toy section..actually I may have seen you before, is this you?

The longer you stare the funnier it gets.

First of all pitbull or friendly, choose one. Second there better be a damn reward if I'm going out to wrangle in a pitbull for you. Why don't I go alligator hunting out of the good of my heart while I'm at it, I'm just going to get bit and not paid anyway.

Ugh why do I always run into those, seriously these are older than the internet, anyone who thought one of these actually worked for them is wrong, and should be ashamed. Just kill yourself.

So you're telling me you have a full tree with branches missing? Uhhhh.

I thought I was the only one that was turned on when people nearly killed me, I was hooked until the smoking part, fucking gross.

So...you want either all guys or all ladies? Did you expect something other besides Gentlemen or Ladies? Like..is there a 3rd option? No pre-ops in your game?

I looked in the free section and did not see a post that said "FREE-FREE-FREE" so really you told people your stuff is gone, but we have no idea who you are.

Hello, my name is Craig Slist and I've been taking in refrigerators for a while now, most have been abused but some are well cared for, I can take this fella off your hands and into my caring ones where he will be adopted out.

Wow, awesome rate your life by things to bitch about. You must have a real great outlook on life. Let me guess, you're probably fat, a female, and work in the food service industry, because I've been around that block and let me tell you, people like you are not in short supply.

Finally people see it my way, sudoku is so boring people are giving it away. Also I enjoy how that says "No spam/scam" as if someone who planned to do either is like "ohh damn, they said not to, better move on.

Oh nononono I'm not playing this "game" again. You can take your "waffle cooker" and "shove" it. Last time i tried to buy something with "quotes" around it I got something I did not want. Who knew that free "facials" could mean more than one thing.

Well damn, with that charm there is no way she isn't trying to find you. Maybe you could tell her she has nice slutty eyes too and she'll be all over you.

Prankcast 2: Employee of the Year

We step up our pranks this time! Make sure to listen to ALL of the helpful midol lady before you pass judgement, trust me on this one. (Originally posted 1-17-11)

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http://ia600608.us.archive.org/22/items/Prankcast2EmployeeOfTheYear/Prankcast2.mp3

PUP 23: Memory Lane

We ramble on a bit, but it's all fun!

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http://ia600602.us.archive.org/7/items/Pup23/23.mp3

Lol Craigslist (Chico, California)

Keep in mind people I imported my older craigslist posts, they're a few pages back, go check them out!

Ok first of all, holy shit. Second you played for 7 years, and are selling it for $100. Math time.

7 Years * 365 days= 2,555 days playing

2555 days * 24 hours= 61,320 hours playing

Of course you didn't play that straight so lets assume you used a 16th of that time for playing so 61,320/16= 3832.5 hours playing

$100/3832.5 hours= .0261 cents/hr

Fuck. What a shitty job.

Also, could I get your password to check it out?

That narrows it down.

Getting your political opinions from craigslist is like asking a toddler for advice in your love life. I didn't even read any of these and I feel dumber.

Do I get John Belushi's ashes with it too? (awww yeah, I went there, I know I'm terrible.)

Thank you for describing what a 6 volt battery is for me, I wasn't too sure.

Rocks?! Omg great, I have been looking for some for the longest time, you don't know how hard it is for me to find Cra-*look at picture*

..nevermind

Aww, it's like a 19th century Civil war letter, just on craigslist, and not charming.

Nothing says "lasting marriage" like buying your wedding dress off of craigslist.

Tryout?! Are you kidding me? There is no way this is a hotly contested job, and if you're one of the people who tried out and didn't get this job: Turn off the computer, Go outside, Jump into traffic.

First of all I'm afraid the type of women you might find on craigslist will not be up to your..high..standards. Also, this douchy picture of you will put off the ones that read all the way down to the end. So you're out of luck, and yes, i'm seriouse.

Lol Craigslist (Kokomo Indiana)

You will buy all my lead? Does lead based paint work? If so I have like 30 gallons stored in my kids playpen. I know it can be hard to find people with lead to sell because...no one keeps lead around but if you look at my next friend here with the army suit, I think he might have some lead for you too. Thanks :)

Oh my! My very own SUTE. I've never had one before. I can tell it was never used even without the pictures, see if it was used you might not have huffed in whatever made you think "suit" was spelled "sute"

I'm a little wary about buying a used toilet, especially one with an elongated bowl like, wtf is that? Also, how did it become almond? Do you suffer from explosive shits or did you go back to the 70's to pick it up?

Shit, I opened it, no going back. Okay first of all will Jesus still support me if instead of a helping hand I would rather have a helping hand job? Also, can you be sure that Jesus really follows how many posts I make on the internet telling other people to do the same. Finally 9p.m. tomorrow is a little early can we push back the handy until 11?

Wow no way, 30gb HD with 1 gig of RAM? AND WINDOWS XP. I'm a little upset see before I can buy this for $200 dollars I told another guy I'd buy his pigs and train them to fly, sorry.

Oh boy that looks like a real deal! Do I get all the snow with it? I suppose that what you mean since your lazy ass couldn't remove any of it.

Sorry, it drives but it doesn't run.

Thanks for letting me know you can give me a FREE ESTIMATE but really I only need you to liberate a topper for me, I can even give you the estimate on how much snow there will be (a lot) also don't worry about the blessings, I've got that one covered.

Let me get this straight, you will trade a HOT TUB for a WII? Tell you what, fix the problems and throw in 5 lovely ladies to go with it and you have yourself a deal, sucker.

Wow all this for $80, I can't believe you threw in a free CRT monitor. Selling online for 12 years huh? I think you meant "Sell stuff online that is 12 years old" I'm glad I can call only any day too, that is within my schedule. I have another person who sells laptops you might want to go into business with.

Prankcast 1

We're such devious rascals. (Originally posted on 1-10-11)

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http://ia600607.us.archive.org/29/items/Prankcast1/Prankcast1.mp3

PUP 22: Calm before the storm.

Episode 22 of PUP (Originally posted on 1-3-11)

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http://ia600607.us.archive.org/33/items/Pup22CalmBeforeTheStorm/22.mp3