Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Lol Craigslist (Lexington, Kentucky)



You attention whore
No one wants to read this shit
You will be alone.

I want you to know
I think you are annoying
This post should be gone.

I hope you now know
I am out of ideas
So here comes a derp.

Derp.


Nice, I have been looking for a chair to stuff- uh I mean a stuffed chair. One question though will it hold 4 fat babies?


Hello my name is Craig Slist. I am always serious about my workouts. I need to make sure you are up to my challenge. First you will need to meet me at a junkyard, there we will swallow glass and flip over cars. After that we're going to pick a fight in a bull pen...with the bulls. Finally you and I will head over to the new developments and lift houses out of their foundation. I have attached a picture, I expect you to do the same.


Come at me bro.


WHY WOULD YOU DENY ME THE TASSLES?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM YOU MONSTER?!


Understanding politics? Ok step 1. Smash head into wall. Step 2. put on a helmet. Fin.


Womens basketball? How bout instead I just have you punch me in the mouth? Far more entertaining.


Really? a red ring of death 360 for $60, did you hold your breath a lot when you were a kid?


Sweet this will come in handy when 2012 hits. Butter for everyone!


Awesome, I've been looking for some what not for ages, you can keep the things.



Well fuck you too.

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