PUP 21: Derp

Episode 21 of PUP (Originally posted on 12-27-10)

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http://ia600609.us.archive.org/8/items/Pup21Derp/21.mp3

PUP Christmas Special

Merry Christmas! (Originally posted on 12-20-10)

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http://ia600608.us.archive.org/12/items/PupChristmasSpecial/DecemberCompilation.mp3

PUP 20: Dos times Ten

Episode 20 of PUP (Originally posted 12-13-10)

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http://ia600607.us.archive.org/22/items/Pup20DosTimesTen/20.mp3

PUP 19: Leeponia

Episode 19 of PUP (Originally posted on 12-6-10)

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http://ia600607.us.archive.org/30/items/Pup19Leeponia/19.mp3

PUP 18: Buffalo Friday

We talk black friday tramplings, Call of Duty numbers, and technology. (Originally posted on 11-29-10)

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http://ia600607.us.archive.org/30/items/Pup18BuffaloFriday/18.mp3

PUP 17: Are you not Entertained?!

We supliment console wars this week with some video game trivia and have a killer news report! (Originally posted on 11-22-10)

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http://ia600607.us.archive.org/35/items/Pup17AreYouNotEntertainted/17.mp3

PUP 16: Pop goes the Tyler

We go without Tyler this week but not to worry, we do some technology news including grilling smartphones, then some console wars, and onto Kinect and Move news. (Originally posted on 11-15-10)

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http://ia600604.us.archive.org/9/items/Pup16PopGoesTheTyler/16.mp3

PUP 15: Boats and Hoes

Episode 15 of PUP (Originally Posted on 11-8-10)

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http://ia600609.us.archive.org/30/items/Pup15BoatsAndHoes/15.mp3

PUP 14: The Imaginarium of Dr.Leeper

Episode 14 of PUP (Originally posted on 10-25-10)

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http://ia600605.us.archive.org/10/items/Pup14TheImaginariumOfDr.leeper/14.mp3

PUP 13: Getting Unlucky

Episode 13 of PUP (Originally posted on 10-18-10)

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http://ia600609.us.archive.org/31/items/Pup13GettingUnlucky/13.mp3

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Good food? I'll be expecting a 3 course meal ASAP! And I swear to god if it doesn't have an origami crane napkin heads will roll!

Oh boy I've always wanted to be a vegetarian and now I have a starter kit!

Hi there, I would like your tailgating stuff. I don't have many friends and I don't go out to the bars but you are more than welcome to pound heroin with me later.

Ohhh Tuscaloosa, uninhabitable motor homes. That is all.

Yes! I can have any wish I want! Here it is. 2 chicks at the same time. That's all I want, prosperity be damned.

PUP 12: Stephan and the Jets

This week we talk zombie games in console wars! (Originally posted on 10-11-10)

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http://ia700606.us.archive.org/18/items/Pup12StephanAndTheJets/12.mp3

Portland Pick Two! (Oregon and Maine)

Hm, sounds tempting, a bottle of water though? At those inflate prices?! Maybe I'll go but I don't think I'll keep roofies out of the water. So if you want me to go let me know OAR not I'll understand.

That's not even close to my reaction to red heads but whatever. Maybe you should move to guys because if red heads aren't doing it you're a lost cause. You might be a lot happier!

THERE IT IS AGAIN what is with this look? I keep saying it looks like they are fighting crime in space. Picture someone boarding a pirate space ship and she will have this haircut!

WTF did you just call me? I'm not a piece of meat. Take your hotlips and shove it.

Well if you're as thick as you say I'm not sure I can pick you up. What the hell I'll try anything once.

Hm, that boat isn't very big, but it looks like it works. I shall be the new Noah. Quickly! Someone get me two of every tiny animal!

Nice, I have just been so busy lately and really need someone to walk my adult.

Telling me all the cool pictures on the puzzles, doesn't really make me want to go get, and put together a puzzle. I'll just use google for pictures.

Done

Repost due to No-Show/Love seat? Well what did you expect? A love seat can't drive. Deliver the other love seat over, you will save A LOT of hassle.

You want to know what I think? When you make some more space you should get some dictionaries, and USE them. I'll be back later to monitor your progress.

Wichita, Kansas

Your picture makes me think of a few words; Douchebag, Asshole, Dick, Jerk, Annoying, Pompous, Bitchy, Lonely, Dramatic, and Pogs. Yeah I don't know how the last one fits but it is what I thought of.

I'll be over in the same amount of time it take Goku to get anywhere. In the mean time: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hm, in the wall huh? Are you SURE these are honey bees? Do you happen to be a bee keeper or did you just happen to find these one day. Either way these bees will be great in my pants.

I'm not sure what to think about this, either funding has been cut hard for the local public schools; or they just want something to wear after they get their GED. Either way I'm incredibly depressed.

These will look great in my dorm room above my bed bro.

Hey dawg, just letting you know I really want to get these walnut trees. I'll be all up on them sometime this weekend. It'll be bomb, no really I want to get them out of the ground with dynamite, you dig?

PUP 11: We so Excited

Episode 11 of PUP (Originally posted on 10-4-10)

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http://ia600605.us.archive.org/4/items/Pup11WeSoExcited/11.mp3

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Hello, I've been needing direction for years now, If you can help me I may be a new man. I'm not too sure I can pick up a whole couch on my own but if that is what it will take to get my own life coach, then I'm all over it.

I STILL HAVE THIS RIDER MOWER, I ADDED SOME RIMS TO IT. BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THIS TOWN IS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY WALK, BRO.

Nice, good post, let us know it has been picked up. We have all been hanging on your word. You could have just deleted the old post but we AR not upset.

Perfect! These needles will work great for this bean bag chair I'm making, and those logs are cut up great for my game room. People will love sitting on those!

It may be just me, but I don't think anyone in Fayetteville should be giving up their Slimfast, if you want to prove me wrong email me your picture poweruppodcast@gmail.com ;)

Translation: Are you stupid? Do you want to be around other stupid women? Do you hate your kids? You're in luck! Come by my place and I will jizz on your face, right on your face.

Tampa, Florida

Ah yes, I would like you know how you came to inherit 1.3 billion people. I'm also wondering how you know they are not microwave safe you monster, but I digress. If you can promise me all 12 places and all 1.3 billion people plus land I'll take it all off your hands, but keep the wall, I don't want to keep my neighbors out.

I may or may not have a metal stove for you, but I'm a little off put by your post. I happen to like games, who doesn't? I also don't like the way you told me to have a great day. Who the hell are you anyway?! Feel free to call me OFFENDED.

I think we all know what I think about this....

Time to play some plinko!!!

I'm a little thrown off by the way you spelled "Come". Also, I think I'll wait for you to cut it down then I'll come pick it up. This tree will work well in my 20ft high living room. Can't wait to come get it!

Huh? If you throw in some diet coke you have a deal but what am I going to do with Mentos and Empty bottles?

Hi there, before I purchase this seat I just have a few questions. 1) Is this a nice car seat? 2) If I am not a single mom can I still have this? 3) HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME WAS TIM? 4) If I don't buy this will you still call me? Thank you.

New York, New York

Phew, that was scary at first I thought you were selling a real missile on craigslist. Now that I think about it I'm not sure what is worse, selling a missile or old meat. I know you get what you pay for but in this case I really hope it isn't true. I'm not in the mood for the bologna missile shits.

First of all I would like to inquire as to why you have a bunch of kids coats in your closet? As for me I used to have a bunch in my closet stored next to a bunch of skeletons and maybe Daniel Tosh. I need some kids coats for my home business and would like to buy the whole bushel (is that what a grouping of them is called?). Email me back!

I have always wanted a new haircut, right now my 'do is uninteresting. I always wanted to have a haircut that looks like I fight crime in space as you have shown. That is my dream as a human being to take my bounty hunter talents to the rest of the milky way and this is my ticket in. Please tell me what can you do with this...

Make me whole!

I am confused about this "Leather" couch, would this go over well with the "ladies"? What kind of "work" does this need? Do you think I could get it for a "favor". Please let me know, btw I sure do like "talking" like this.

Hi there! These toys will be perfect for me. I plan to "wash" them and "not store cocaine" in them to "not sell to children" along with "coats". So please let me know if I can have your old dirty toys, I would also like the dead Raccoon in that target bag.

Hello, I have been looking for a classy woman like you all my life. There are a lot of gold diggers and women that like to play games, I don't sense that with you. I feel like we may be soul mates and this list of Craig may be a higher power putting us together. I am just so happy to find someone to share my bologna missile of love with.

PUP 10: Huzzah!

Episode 10 of PUP (Originally posted on 9-27-10)

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http://ia600607.us.archive.org/25/items/Pup10Huzzah/10.mp3

Omaha, Nebraska

Mmm used cooking oil. I see so many uses for this. I could dare someone to drink it, maybe fix up my diesel powered car to run on this crap. Or I could fulfill some sort of fetish! Or maybe throw it out, just because you CAN put it on Craigslist for free doesn't mean someone is going to pick it up. On that note if used fluids actually do sell on Craigslist I could start an empire.

Oh boy well isn't this the safest ad I've ever seen! A USED stove that could have any sort of break in the gas hose. Oh but I can scrap it? Well sorry dude but my metal collection is way too exotic for your little free stove. Maybe I'll try to cook with it, although somehow I see the explosion looking like this...

On second thought maybe this will go well with my used cooking oil...

You know there really isn't anything wrong with this, people give away dirt and other people use it for a lot of different things, but the title of this post made me think it plays out something like this...

Right now on the Price Is Right you'll be playing PLINKO!!!

Yay!

What's our prize today?

Some Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dirt!

Look at that smug bastard, he knows it's funny.

HELLO HARRY HARRY I WAS WONDERING IF THESE SEATS WERE STILL AVAILABLE SEEIN AS YOU STILL HAVE THIS AD UP I FIGURED SINCE I AM ALSO SOMEONE WITH TWO FIRST NAMES THAT ARE THE SAME YOU COULD CUT ME SOME SORT OF DEAL FOR MY 76 EAGLE.

--- THANKS TIM TIM

Translation: Please ladies come to my house, I will try to woo you with crappy food that I prepared poorly. After that fails I will hand you a drink with roofies in it. Then while you're passed out on the couch I will jizz on your face. Right on your face.