Monday, October 18, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Good food? I'll be expecting a 3 course meal ASAP! And I swear to god if it doesn't have an origami crane napkin heads will roll!


Oh boy I've always wanted to be a vegetarian and now I have a starter kit!


Hi there, I would like your tailgating stuff. I don't have many friends and I don't go out to the bars but you are more than welcome to pound heroin with me later.


Ohhh Tuscaloosa, uninhabitable motor homes. That is all.


Yes! I can have any wish I want! Here it is. 2 chicks at the same time. That's all I want, prosperity be damned.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Portland Pick Two! (Oregon and Maine)

Hm, sounds tempting, a bottle of water though? At those inflate prices?! Maybe I'll go but I don't think I'll keep roofies out of the water. So if you want me to go let me know OAR not I'll understand.


That's not even close to my reaction to red heads but whatever. Maybe you should move to guys because if red heads aren't doing it you're a lost cause. You might be a lot happier!


THERE IT IS AGAIN what is with this look? I keep saying it looks like they are fighting crime in space. Picture someone boarding a pirate space ship and she will have this haircut!


WTF did you just call me? I'm not a piece of meat. Take your hotlips and shove it.


Well if you're as thick as you say I'm not sure I can pick you up. What the hell I'll try anything once.


Hm, that boat isn't very big, but it looks like it works. I shall be the new Noah. Quickly! Someone get me two of every tiny animal!


Nice, I have just been so busy lately and really need someone to walk my adult.




Telling me all the cool pictures on the puzzles, doesn't really make me want to go get, and put together a puzzle. I'll just use google for pictures.
Done




Repost due to No-Show/Love seat? Well what did you expect? A love seat can't drive. Deliver the other love seat over, you will save A LOT of hassle.


You want to know what I think? When you make some more space you should get some dictionaries, and USE them. I'll be back later to monitor your progress.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Wichita, Kansas

Your picture makes me think of a few words; Douchebag, Asshole, Dick, Jerk, Annoying, Pompous, Bitchy, Lonely, Dramatic, and Pogs. Yeah I don't know how the last one fits but it is what I thought of.


I'll be over in the same amount of time it take Goku to get anywhere. In the mean time: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Hm, in the wall huh? Are you SURE these are honey bees? Do you happen to be a bee keeper or did you just happen to find these one day. Either way these bees will be great in my pants.


I'm not sure what to think about this, either funding has been cut hard for the local public schools; or they just want something to wear after they get their GED. Either way I'm incredibly depressed.


These will look great in my dorm room above my bed bro.


Hey dawg, just letting you know I really want to get these walnut trees. I'll be all up on them sometime this weekend. It'll be bomb, no really I want to get them out of the ground with dynamite, you dig?

Monday, October 4, 2010

Friday, October 1, 2010

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Hello, I've been needing direction for years now, If you can help me I may be a new man. I'm not too sure I can pick up a whole couch on my own but if that is what it will take to get my own life coach, then I'm all over it.


I STILL HAVE THIS RIDER MOWER, I ADDED SOME RIMS TO IT. BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THIS TOWN IS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY WALK, BRO.


Nice, good post, let us know it has been picked up. We have all been hanging on your word. You could have just deleted the old post but we AR not upset.


Perfect! These needles will work great for this bean bag chair I'm making, and those logs are cut up great for my game room. People will love sitting on those!


It may be just me, but I don't think anyone in Fayetteville should be giving up their Slimfast, if you want to prove me wrong email me your picture poweruppodcast@gmail.com ;)


Translation: Are you stupid? Do you want to be around other stupid women? Do you hate your kids? You're in luck! Come by my place and I will jizz on your face, right on your face.